[EVENT] Governor Meeting – 6/23/16

On Thursday, June 23rd at 8:00 PM EST, Lord Blackthorn shall preside over a Council Meeting.

Transcript
Lord Blackthorn: Hail, Britannia
Librarian: Hail
Wong Way Ya: eavning
Zalan: Hail King Blackthorn
Lord Blackthorn: I am glad to see you all here.
Wong Way Ya: Crowds thinning.
DevilsOwn: apologies all
Librarian: Hail Cirdan and Dev
DevilsOwn: battled the Couch monster today
DevilsOwn: I believe he won
Mr Crowley: hi dev 🙂
Lord Blackthorn: To begin, I wish to congratulate all of the new governors on their appointments.
Delian Mars: ty
Cirdan: ty
Librarian: Thank you
Zalan: Yhank You
Mr Crowley: Trinsic gov on his way
Lord Blackthorn: *nods*
Librarian: Hail Jack
Lord Blackthorn: Welcome.
Jack Sparrow: good evening sorry I’m late
Mr Crowley: all that rum you drank lastnight
Jack Sparrow: and this morning
Jack Sparrow: the party never ends in Trinsic
DevilsOwn: *grin*
Librarian: Hail Uriah!
Mr Crowley: you out drank me lastnight hehe
Lord Blackthorn: I see we are still missing two governors
Lord Blackthorn: Three, rather
DevilsOwn: empty chairs or just absent?
Lord Blackthorn: Minoc, I believe, is empty
Lord Blackthorn: Let us begin with reports for each town.
Lord Blackthorn: Cirdan, tell us about Jhelom.
Librarian: *cough*
Cirdan: Lord Blackthorn was nice enough to appoint me governor
Cirdan: we are currently trying to figure out why we have so many
Cirdan: blacksmith shops
Cirdan: 🙂
Lord Blackthorn: I would imagine it is to service the many fighters that dwell there.
Cirdan: i wish to make it a place of pirates 🙂
Lord Blackthorn: Law-abiding pirates, I would hope.
Cirdan: 2 nice harbors
Cirdan: sure thats the ticket
Lord Blackthorn: Do you have any plans for Jhelom?
Jack Sparrow: the problem had to do to the wild mongbats attacking my caravan
Librarian: Eh Jack?
Cirdan: im not really sure what im allowed to do to be honest i was in hospital last 2 days and am unpre
Cirdan: unprepared
Lord Blackthorn: *nods*
Wong Way Ya: Did I hear an honesty gain?
Lord Blackthorn: That is quite alright.
Cirdan: dont ever get kidney stones my lord if you can avoid
Lord Blackthorn: Is there anything else you wish to report or bring before the council?
Cirdan: im finished
Lord Blackthorn: Librarian, how does Moonglow fare?
Librarian: I cannot say
Librarian: but new magincia is
Librarian: …empty
Lord Blackthorn: *shakes his head*
Wong Way Ya: hehe
Lord Blackthorn: My apologies.
Lord Blackthorn: New Magincia! Of course.
Librarian: I shall be brief Lord
Librarian: I intend to move the Dread Library there presently
Wong Way Ya: Nice
Lord Blackthorn: Ah, very good.
Librarian: and promote the Dark Arts in a city bereft of Magery after its fall
Librarian: to that end
Librarian: my Captain, Hanzo
Librarian: shall lead the Brave against Medusa following this meeting
Librarian: to feed souls to the Abyss
Librarian: for my plan
Librarian: That is all
Lord Blackthorn: *nods*
Lord Blackthorn: Governor Sparrow
Jack Sparrow: Sire
Lord Blackthorn: How is the mongbat problem?
Jack Sparrow: Still a problem sire
Jack Sparrow: in fact they attacked my caravan on the way here
Lord Blackthorn: I see. Any ideas on where they come from?
Jack Sparrow: my guards put a swift end to them but they get bolder
Mr Crowley: if you wasnt drunk all the time you hit something with that bow
Uriah Heep: *chuckles*
Jack Sparrow: Rum helps my aim
Lord Blackthorn: Where do these vermin come from, do you know?
Jack Sparrow: somewhere between Britain and Trinsic
Jack Sparrow: we haven’t located their camp yet but we are working on it
Lord Blackthorn: Do you require aid?
Jack Sparrow: they also seem quite a bit bigger than normal mongbats
Wong Way Ya: You sure your rum glass isnt just bigger?
Lord Blackthorn: I must admit I am surprised the city of paladins cannot vanquish these mongbats.
Jack Sparrow: I plan on having a meeting with the Governor of Britain to see if we can combine forces
Lord Blackthorn: *nods*
Jack Sparrow: well, to date we have killed several hundred of them
Jack Sparrow: far more than is normal for this area
Lord Blackthorn: Mongbats have been known to reproduce swiftly.
Wong Way Ya: Specialy with rum.
Jack Sparrow: i will give an update if we need assistance if we don’t resolve it in the next few weeks
Lord Blackthorn: *nods*
Jack Sparrow: oh and on a “brighter” note
Jack Sparrow: there have now been several sightings of the Pink Unicorn that I mentioned at our last meeting
DevilsOwn: !
Jack Sparrow: and this was from a more reliable source
Wong Way Ya: You realy gotta layt off the rum.
Wong Way Ya: Pink Unicorns?
Jack Sparrow: though no problems have been reported
Lord Blackthorn: Where was it seen?
Jack Sparrow: just west of Trinsic Swamps
Wong Way Ya: Someones just playin with some rare pink natrual dyes.
Hanzo the Razor: The White Stag was seen elswhere, could be related
Lord Blackthorn: I have never seen a pink unicorn.
Jack Sparrow: I have no other news at this time
Lord Blackthorn: It would be an interesting creature to study.
Lord Blackthorn: *nods*
Jack Sparrow: that it would sire
Lord Blackthorn: Do you have any plans for Trinsic currently?
Jack Sparrow: not until September
Jack Sparrow: when we have our annual event
Derick Akin: what events we hardly have any
Jack Sparrow: our tailors are busy sewing the event items
Lord Blackthorn: Excellent
Lord Blackthorn: I look forward to hearing more about it
Hanzo the Razor: i have a short from last year’s
Hanzo the Razor: shirt
Hanzo the Razor: apologies
Jack Sparrow: i will give you updates as things progress and we get closer to the event
Lord Blackthorn: *nods*
Lord Blackthorn: Thank you.
Jack Sparrow: thank YOU sire
Lord Blackthorn: DevilsOwn, what news is there from Skara Brae?
DevilsOwn: as you may remember from last meeting
DevilsOwn: the Hunt Master was grumpy
DevilsOwn: as not many were turning in kills for him
DevilsOwn: well, it seems that a new hunter…
Wong Way Ya: New Eadon stuffs distracting that
Wong Way Ya: !
DevilsOwn: Diana, appropriately enough
DevilsOwn: has been keeping him quite busy
DevilsOwn: and he is satisfied for the time being
Lord Blackthorn: *nods*
DevilsOwn: other than that, there is nothing new to report from Skara
DevilsOwn: all is well
Lord Blackthorn: Very good.
Lord Blackthorn: Do you have any plans for Skara Brae currently?
DevilsOwn: the only current plans, which centers in Skara Brae, is the Phoenix Festival, but no date set yet
Lord Blackthorn: That is good to hear
Wong Way Ya: can you hear me now?
DevilsOwn: it will be a new experience for our new EM Erebus
Derick Akin: we have a new EM
Lord Blackthorn: Sage Erebus, yes. A wise man indeed.
Derick Akin: i never met the last one
Lord Blackthorn: Thank you, DevilsOwn
Wong Way Ya: Your as afk as Sav!
DevilsOwn: most welcome, m’Lord
Opi’Pari Rain: thats good news we have a few wise men in puc
Lord Blackthorn: Governor Delian, what can you tell me about Vesper?
Delian Mars: Looking into a massive projest to promote infrastucture reapair
Delian Mars: especially bridges
Delian Mars: hoping to get a handle on whats needed soon
Lord Blackthorn: The bridges are in disrepair?
Delian Mars: Yes not to my satisfaction
Delian Mars: also wanting to promote the Meusuem which i cant spell
Lord Blackthorn: Vesper would be in a severe crisis if those bridges were to collapse.
Delian Mars: want to increase donation to add displays
Lord Blackthorn: How do you plan to do so?
Delian Mars: Advertising and intense lumberjacking by all citizenry 🙂
Lord Blackthorn: Good. I hope to see something come of that.
Lord Blackthorn: Is there anything else you wish to bring before the council?
Delian Mars: ty sire
Delian Mars: only a general question as a new governor
Lord Blackthorn: Of course.
Delian Mars: is there a good resource to read on proper governor resposibilites
Delian Mars: and events that can be run
Wong Way Ya: Oh good question!
Lord Blackthorn: At a minimum, it is expected of a governor to attend the council meetings and represent their
Lord Blackthorn: people.
Delian Mars: im concerned about the cemety turning ugly as halloween approaches
Lord Blackthorn: Yes, the dead become unrestful during those times
Librarian: I hope so
DevilsOwn: *grin*
Lord Blackthorn: There are many adventures that visit the cemetaries in such times
Delian Mars: i may need a bigger fence
Lord Blackthorn: to vanquish the dead that wander there.
Delian Mars: ty for the information 🙂
Lord Blackthorn: But to return to your question
Lord Blackthorn: There is no, to my knowledge, a written guide to acting as governor.
Delian Mars: nods
Lord Blackthorn: I may take it upon myself to compose something to address this question more completely.
Delian Mars: ty vm Lord Blackthorn
Lord Blackthorn: *nods*
Lord Blackthorn: Governor Zalan, how does Yew fare?
Zalan: Yew seems to be in a state of tourmale at the moment
Zalan: It seems the last Governor abounded Yew leaving much to be done
Hanzo the Razor: shots fired
Jack Sparrow: she had a baby
Wong Way Ya: shots? baby? im lost
Jack Sparrow: Gov Thankyou was on Maternity Leave
Wong Way Ya: ahhh ok
Zalan: Did not realize that
Jack Sparrow: and still is
Zalan: The prisoners at Yew Prison seem to be ready to riot
Zalan: They were demanding more food portions
Jack Sparrow: i have some mongbat meat they can eat
Lord Blackthorn: Is there not enough food?
Zalan: It has been straightned out. One of the Jailors had been pocketing money from the food budget
Lord Blackthorn: What is the fate of the rogue jailor?
Wong Way Ya: 20 ;lashes an no rum for a week.
Zalan: He is to work off all the money he has pocketed
Zalan: To repay the coffers
Lord Blackthorn: *nods*
Lord Blackthorn: Do you have any other news to report?
Zalan: We are looking at aquiring some Galleons for the Defense of the Yew Ports
Zalan: Other than that nothing else my Liege
Lord Blackthorn: Very well
Lord Blackthorn: As for myself I have no news to report
Wong Way Ya: I second the adjunment!
Lord Blackthorn: I have sent a royal scouts in search of more tombs
Lord Blackthorn: Yet, nothing has so far been found.
Lord Blackthorn: Commander Forthwin knows of no other locations either.
Lord Blackthorn: As for the mysterious undead invasion of Britain,
Wong Way Ya: Any areas you think we could concintrate on?
Lord Blackthorn: no trace of its origin can be found.
Lord Blackthorn: Presently I have archaeologists investigating graveyards
Lord Blackthorn: Vesper and Moonglow especially, as increased undead activity was noticed there some time back
Lord Blackthorn: It is very possible that these tombs will remain buried for many more years to come.
Lord Blackthorn: Does any wish to bring a matter before this council?
Wong Way Ya: *makes note to check cemeterys*
DevilsOwn: a question, m’Lord?
Lord Blackthorn: Yes?
DevilsOwn: at last meeting there was talk of investigating how to be able to use town funds
DevilsOwn: has any headway been made in that direction?
Wong Way Ya: Use the funds for the bonus.
Lord Blackthorn: Presently the only use for town treasuries is in funding trade deals.
Wong Way Ya: Factions had a few more responcability.
DevilsOwn: a shame…. such a surplus should be put to use
Wong Way Ya: Let it acrue for retirment plans.
DevilsOwn: *grin*
Lord Blackthorn: In time I am certain more utility shall be implemented for governors.
DevilsOwn: I remain hopeful, then
Lord Blackthorn: Does anyone else have a matter to bring before the council?
Wong Way Ya: I 3rd the adjurnment.
Wong Way Ya: oh
Lord Blackthorn: *nods*
DevilsOwn: Wong wants to hunt
Lord Blackthorn: Then I bring this meeting to a close.
Jack Sparrow: good evening Sire
DevilsOwn: thank you, m’Lord
Lord Blackthorn: Thank you all for attending.
Lord Blackthorn: Long live Britannia!